10. Replacing pucks with the thousands of unused Ginger Snaps and stale Bojangles biscuits.
9. Avoiding royalty fees by only playing rock versions of music in the public domain for goals, which will not affect Minnesota at all
8. Copyrighting the word "lockout" so they can make money off the NFL & NBA.
7. Cutting travel costs by combining multiple games into one, which means Panthers games will still last just over three hours.
6. Producing the ice for games from the tears of every fan, which will give the Verizon Center the best quality of ice it has seen in years.
5. Charging players every time there's a lockout, strike, or break in between seasons.
4. Making agreements with the Crips as replacement players since they already wear red and have less violent tendencies than most hockey players.
3. Giving players steroids only every other game
2. Combining salaries for players who share the same last name. Will also change everyone's last name to Staal, Sutter, or Sedin.
1. Putting future 75,000 pages of financials on tissue paper for arena bathrooms.
9. Avoiding royalty fees by only playing rock versions of music in the public domain for goals, which will not affect Minnesota at all
8. Copyrighting the word "lockout" so they can make money off the NFL & NBA.
7. Cutting travel costs by combining multiple games into one, which means Panthers games will still last just over three hours.
6. Producing the ice for games from the tears of every fan, which will give the Verizon Center the best quality of ice it has seen in years.
5. Charging players every time there's a lockout, strike, or break in between seasons.
4. Making agreements with the Crips as replacement players since they already wear red and have less violent tendencies than most hockey players.
3. Giving players steroids only every other game
2. Combining salaries for players who share the same last name. Will also change everyone's last name to Staal, Sutter, or Sedin.
1. Putting future 75,000 pages of financials on tissue paper for arena bathrooms.
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