Sunday, September 23, 2012

Day 3 - Malapropisms

My mind is beginning to wane and wander. I overheard somebody say "hot key" and I misheard it as "hockey" and immediately went into a long diatribe about the fighting is an essential and meritorious part of the game, yelling at some poor woman who only wanted to reply to e-mails faster, her confused eyes conveying a sense of primal fear and a constant string of colorful Outlook signatures. 


I fear by week's end I will only be able to sleep in a vertical glass box. I felt bad for a team member who said they had a double minor, only to find out it was in Sociology and Poli Sci. My mind is in a constant daze with no hockey in my future, so now I know what Marc Savard feels like every day.

Hopefully Gary Bettman's heart will grow three sizes and the true meaning of hockey will come through.

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