Earlier today, a Toronto Maple Leafs fan spent $5300 on a toilet that came from the illustrious Maple Leaf Gardens home dressing room. After being outbid on a Stanley Cup banner, assumed to be for the Maple Leafs organization, his attention changed to this capricious commode, a divine derriere dump, truly a legend in the world of bathroom fixtures. Here's a list of the top ten things people have ever wasted money on in regards to hockey items.
10. $3200 - shower fixture from Joe Louis Arena.
9. $1000 - plunger from Madison Square Garden
8. $5400 - a toilet that came from the Maple Leafs Gardens away dressing room.
7. $5 - for ten years' worth of Columbus Blue Jackets season tickets.
6. $5 - anything related to the Columbus Blue Jackets.
5. $50 - NHL 13. Mine didn't include Ovechkin and Backstrom playing for the Dynamo Moscow
4. $1200 - yearly property insurance in Vancouver.
3. $100,000,000 - Ilya Kovalchuk's contract that puts him playing in the NHL until 2350, when by then all hockey players will have been replaced by genetically engineered alien cyborgs.
2. $1000 - the bet I made in a pool that hockey would be back by now.
1. $200 - what every Caps fan spent on Eastern Conference Champions t-shirts every year from 2009-2012.
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