If hockey mascots could shed tears, they would sent to Major League Baseball.
Sabretooth the Sabre-Toothed Tiger (Buffalo Sabres) - Currently the final obstacle at a local putt-putt course, waits for you to hit your ball and says, "No hole."
S.J. Sharkie (San Jose Sharks) - Utilizing his blood-smelling abilities, Gary Bettman is using him as a negotiation tactic.
Slapshot the Eagle (Washington Capitals) - Doesn't notice that his underachieving hockey team isn't there, is too busy watching his underachieving basketball team.
Sparky the Dragon (New York Islanders) - Just wishes the lockout would end or Arena Football was interesting.
Spartacat the Lion (Ottawa Senators) - Went viral after his meme "This is Spartacat" went public.
Stanley C. Panther (Florida Panthers) - Teaching a workshop the Alexander Semin philosophy at his "Semin-ar": Work 60% of the Time 100% of the Time.
Stinger the Yellow Jacket (Columbus Blue Jackets) - The current 12th man for Georgia Tech. Also, the 9th, 10th, and 11th.
Stormy the Ice Hog (Carolina Hurricanes) - Is pitching his "Babe Vs. Gordy" script to Hollywood.
Thunderbug the...Bug (Tampa Bay Lightning) - Is finding mild success in bolstering Oklahoma City's NBA team.
Tommyhawk the Hawk (Chicago Blackhawks) - In counseling after a viewing of "Tommyknockers" made him want to put a tommy-gun to his head.
Wildwing the Duck (Anaheim Ducks) - Is joining Rocky, Colt, and Tum-Tum in a new "3 Ninjas" movie.
Youppi the Grammatical Symbol (Montreal Canadiens) - Sadly could not take a hint when sent back to the Expos.
Blades the Bruin (Boston Bruins) - Spends his time in LA, got Shabazz Muhammad his eligibility for the season.
Filip the Flyer (Philadelphia Flyers) - Just a piece of paper that advertised games with a menacing face drawn on the back, now serves as goalie coach for the Norfolk Admirals.
Tommy the Green Ranger (New York Rangers) - Is now an MMA fighter.
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