With the NHL dispersed across the AHL, CHL, and KHL, I thought it might be helpful to denote how to know what league you're watching. The following is a comprehensive guide to the various hockey cultures across national borders.
KHL - Customers are typically price-gouged for cups of vodka.
CHL - Customers are typically price-gouged for cups of Moulson.
AHL - Customers are typically price-gouged for cups of club soda (Bud Light).
KHL - Teams are featured mostly in the biggest cities in contemporary Russia.
AHL - Teams are featured mostly in the biggest cities in contemporary New York.
CHL - Teams are featured mostly in the biggest villages in contemporary Canada.
KHL - Fans can be found adorned in gloves and mouton sheepskin lining the stands.
CHL - Fans can be found adorned in gloves and moosen sheepskin lining the stands.
AHL - Fans can be found adorned in their favorite player's jersey, playing on the ice.
KHL - Spies are typically referred to as KGB agents.
CHL - Spies are typically referred to as rogue Mounties.
AHL - Spies are typically referred to as New England Patriots.
CHL - Parking is scarce and only available on a first-come, first-serve basis.
KHL - Parking is only problem for people with cars.
AHL - Parking is only a problem when the arena double books Lynyrd Skynyrd.
CHL - Is a good place to spot future stars of hockey.
AHL - Is a good place to spot past stars of hockey.
KHL - Is a good place to spot present stars of hockey or those stuck under their military or mafia obligations.
CHL - The arena primarily serves ham.
AHL - The arena primarily serves bacon.
KHL - You serve arena.
KHL - Customers are typically price-gouged for cups of vodka.
CHL - Customers are typically price-gouged for cups of Moulson.
AHL - Customers are typically price-gouged for cups of club soda (Bud Light).
KHL - Teams are featured mostly in the biggest cities in contemporary Russia.
AHL - Teams are featured mostly in the biggest cities in contemporary New York.
CHL - Teams are featured mostly in the biggest villages in contemporary Canada.
KHL - Fans can be found adorned in gloves and mouton sheepskin lining the stands.
CHL - Fans can be found adorned in gloves and moosen sheepskin lining the stands.
AHL - Fans can be found adorned in their favorite player's jersey, playing on the ice.
KHL - Spies are typically referred to as KGB agents.
CHL - Spies are typically referred to as rogue Mounties.
AHL - Spies are typically referred to as New England Patriots.
CHL - Parking is scarce and only available on a first-come, first-serve basis.
KHL - Parking is only problem for people with cars.
AHL - Parking is only a problem when the arena double books Lynyrd Skynyrd.
CHL - Is a good place to spot future stars of hockey.
AHL - Is a good place to spot past stars of hockey.
KHL - Is a good place to spot present stars of hockey or those stuck under their military or mafia obligations.
CHL - The arena primarily serves ham.
AHL - The arena primarily serves bacon.
KHL - You serve arena.
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