10. Insulting each other's teams with 24% less "Your Mom" jokes.
9. Refusing to pirate NHL '13.
8. Playing "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis on endless loop until they see somebody score a goal. The Panthers have also used this tactic to get Jon Matsumoto to get one in the net.
7. Switching over to non-sports related activities, like watching ESPN.
6. Wearing their jerseys inside out, which makes the one guy wearing an Andy Sutton jersey look like it says, "Nott Us Y DNA", which is just hilarious to me and makes me think of chromosomal warfare.
5. Skipping work and charging the NHL for lost wages as hockey-related revenue.
4. Picketing Rexall Place, demanding a hockey team, which is weird, since it seems like they have been there for like ten years.
3. Peacefully assembling outside of the NHL headquarters in Toronto, which means they're only three Molsons deep.
2. Allowing new bandwagon fans to become free agents after a three-year entry-level contract.
1. Threatening to give Gary Bettman concussion-like symptoms.
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