Fans - Most fans are dressing as the Grim Reaper or Gary Bettman, representing the death of the 2012-2013 season.
Alexander Ovechkin - Is dressing up like a resident of Russia. Is going so far as to purchase a house, car, and cell phone with a Russian phone number
Managers - Collectively decided to skip Halloween, but plan on stirring up fan emotions in a witches brew.
Gary Bettman - Is going as a likeable villain, but can't decide between "Cold Heart" or "No Heart". Also finding creative ways to use his new catchphrase, "I Don't Care Bears".
Coaches - Are going as scouts. Oh, those aren't costumes, those are assignments.
Toronto and Detroit fans - Followers these two teams are dressing up as Egg Nog, so they can go as a Winter Classic.
Sidney Crosby - Once again going as Iron Man, not because he thinks he's a kid, but because he still thinks it's 2010.
Refs - Are going as Pop Warner refs. They have held this ruse since 1977.
Owners - The owners are dressing up in ball caps of their favorite teams, jerseys of their favorite players, and ripped jeans, with ticket stubs in their pants pockets. They are going as people who support hockey.
Alexander Ovechkin - Is dressing up like a resident of Russia. Is going so far as to purchase a house, car, and cell phone with a Russian phone number
Managers - Collectively decided to skip Halloween, but plan on stirring up fan emotions in a witches brew.
Gary Bettman - Is going as a likeable villain, but can't decide between "Cold Heart" or "No Heart". Also finding creative ways to use his new catchphrase, "I Don't Care Bears".
Coaches - Are going as scouts. Oh, those aren't costumes, those are assignments.
Toronto and Detroit fans - Followers these two teams are dressing up as Egg Nog, so they can go as a Winter Classic.
Sidney Crosby - Once again going as Iron Man, not because he thinks he's a kid, but because he still thinks it's 2010.
Refs - Are going as Pop Warner refs. They have held this ruse since 1977.
Owners - The owners are dressing up in ball caps of their favorite teams, jerseys of their favorite players, and ripped jeans, with ticket stubs in their pants pockets. They are going as people who support hockey.
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