10. Blood donation centers are falling far short of their quotas this year, especially in Philly.
9. The local temperature around Madison Square Garden has lowered by three degrees, since mouth-breathing Rangers fans have nothing to squeal about.
8. Rick DiPietro is the healthie - nope.
7. The Capitals have had time to condition themselves for a deep playoff run, which means they'll play the best golf in years.
6. The KHL is seeing a record number of Americans viewing hockey on ESPN. Also, ESPN is seeing a record number of Americans viewing hockey on ESPN.
5. With a potential of the season being canceled, children of third-world countries of worried about getting their yearly supply of “San Jose Sharks - Conference Champs!” shirts
4. Jersey sales for David Legwand have plummeted 50%, from 2 to 1, as David Legwand only bought one jersey.
3. With their new found free time on Sundays, NHL refs now know at fifty new ways to blow games.
2. Parking and traffic around the Prudential Center has gone from "nightmarishly awful" to "awful".
1. With arenas empty, Clint Eastwood is now free to address the leaders of the world in peace.
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