In one of the most bizarre instances that has happened during this lockout, earlier this week, Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was arrested earlier this week for drunk driving and wearing a Teletubby costume, which ranks somewhere in between Gary Bettman's hair cut and canceling an entire season of hockey on the level of hockey oddities. This driving under the influence (and visage) of Tinky Winky offense will assuredly open up the doors of hockey players and their creepy interpretations of beloved childhood heroes, including, but not limited to:
The Sedin Twins dressing as Bananas in Pajamas when the NHL inevitably moves to Britain.
The Staal Brothers portraying the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, every time they come to visit Jared Staal in his "sub-basement" apartment.
Rick Nash holds his breath to pull off his impeccable Captain Planet impersonation.
Jarome Iginla goes a little overboard with the Molson and punches everybody as his favorite character "Dudley Do-Fight".
The All Star Teams performing a Care Bear Stare after Stan Lee tells American Greetings that the NHL will cross-over with just about anything.
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