Chicago Wolves - They're like the Blackhawks, if the Blackhawks couldn't skate. So they're more like the Chicago Cubs on ice.
Grand Rapids Griffins - Their fans are as mythical as their mascot.
Milwaukee Admirals - Like the Norfolk Admirals, only with less beach.
Peoria Rivermen - I think this is a team mostly comprised of former World of Warcraft players who couldn't hack it on "The Biggest Losers".
Rockford IceHogs - This team name makes me think of the Frost Giants from "Thor". What would they eat? Obviously IceHogs, prepared for by their Ice Wives. After drinking vodka on ice, they would have ice cream.
Charlotte Checkers - The southernmost city in this cadre of minors, this name lost to the Charlotte Yahtzee by four votes.
Houston Aeros - Their mascot looks as intimidating as a Pinewood Derby car.
Oklahoma City Barons - I think it should be law that only Texas should be allowed to have Barons. Oklahoma City should go by some name that closely resembles their NBA team, like the Oklahoma City Boom.
San Antonio Rampage - Their arena would be the best arena if they had every iteration of the Rampage arcade game lined up in their corridors.
Texas Stars - Not a hockey team per se, just a supergroup of country music stars captained by Carrie Underwood.
Grand Rapids Griffins - Their fans are as mythical as their mascot.
Milwaukee Admirals - Like the Norfolk Admirals, only with less beach.
Peoria Rivermen - I think this is a team mostly comprised of former World of Warcraft players who couldn't hack it on "The Biggest Losers".
Rockford IceHogs - This team name makes me think of the Frost Giants from "Thor". What would they eat? Obviously IceHogs, prepared for by their Ice Wives. After drinking vodka on ice, they would have ice cream.
Charlotte Checkers - The southernmost city in this cadre of minors, this name lost to the Charlotte Yahtzee by four votes.
Houston Aeros - Their mascot looks as intimidating as a Pinewood Derby car.
Oklahoma City Barons - I think it should be law that only Texas should be allowed to have Barons. Oklahoma City should go by some name that closely resembles their NBA team, like the Oklahoma City Boom.
San Antonio Rampage - Their arena would be the best arena if they had every iteration of the Rampage arcade game lined up in their corridors.
Texas Stars - Not a hockey team per se, just a supergroup of country music stars captained by Carrie Underwood.
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