10. Talking about their strategies in gambling, often ending in: "You bet, man!"
9. Retitled "Apples-To-Apples" to "Owners-To-Players" and rewrote all the cards to various apology words
8. Refers to their bathroom as the penalty box. Also, only lets you use it for two minutes.
7. The implications of the work stoppages for the NBA and NFL and ice sports in Russia.
6. Giving you performance reviews on your conversation skills, saying you have a high save percentage.
5. Only using an intercom to conduct business, which he refers to as the Negotiable Howling Loudness PA
4. Inundating you with a barrage of insults, amazed that you can "take all the shots"
3. Telling you all about this new pizza place that offers you the best Red Wings
2. Repeatedly encourages you to come over to watch a "Face/Off" marathon
1. Coming up to you when you're trapped out of your car saying, "Locked out again? I hate lockouts." Oddly enough, he always happens to be around when you're locked out. You need new friends.
9. Retitled "Apples-To-Apples" to "Owners-To-Players" and rewrote all the cards to various apology words
8. Refers to their bathroom as the penalty box. Also, only lets you use it for two minutes.
7. The implications of the work stoppages for the NBA and NFL and ice sports in Russia.
6. Giving you performance reviews on your conversation skills, saying you have a high save percentage.
5. Only using an intercom to conduct business, which he refers to as the Negotiable Howling Loudness PA
4. Inundating you with a barrage of insults, amazed that you can "take all the shots"
3. Telling you all about this new pizza place that offers you the best Red Wings
2. Repeatedly encourages you to come over to watch a "Face/Off" marathon
1. Coming up to you when you're trapped out of your car saying, "Locked out again? I hate lockouts." Oddly enough, he always happens to be around when you're locked out. You need new friends.
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