The following is my predictions on where the top ten prospects will end up next year, if the lockout gets cancelled.
10. Rasmus Ristolainen - Tampa Bay - His commute to SeaWorld Orlando will only be 45 minutes.
9. Darnell Nurse - Winnipeg - Is looking forward to giving to the community of Winnipeg, since hockey will probably be canceled this season as well.
8. Hunter Shinkaruk - Carolina - Will join the Staal brothers on the top line at the Dick's Sporting Goods.
7. Valeri Nichushkin - Minnesota - Destiny has led him here and then to "America's Funniest Home Videos" because when a Russian accent combines with the north midwest American dialect, hilarity will surely ensue.
6. Elias Lindholm - Anaheim - Has always wanted to live somewhere warm and the Pluto costume is a good start.
5. Sean Monahan - Toronto - Trade bait. Will probably be going to TD Canada Trust.
4. Jonathan Drouin - New York - Is projected to score the most goals at Barclays Center. By goals, I mean gold stars as the top concessioneer.
3. Sasha Barkov - Montreal - May be picked up by Major League Gaming, Mortal Kombat division for his catch phrase, "Finnish him".
2. Seth Jones - Columbus - Will be a vital part of the rebuilding process for the Ohio State Buckeyes
1. Nathan McKinnon - Edmonton - That's just where number one picks go. John Wall almost went there.
10. Rasmus Ristolainen - Tampa Bay - His commute to SeaWorld Orlando will only be 45 minutes.
9. Darnell Nurse - Winnipeg - Is looking forward to giving to the community of Winnipeg, since hockey will probably be canceled this season as well.
8. Hunter Shinkaruk - Carolina - Will join the Staal brothers on the top line at the Dick's Sporting Goods.
7. Valeri Nichushkin - Minnesota - Destiny has led him here and then to "America's Funniest Home Videos" because when a Russian accent combines with the north midwest American dialect, hilarity will surely ensue.
6. Elias Lindholm - Anaheim - Has always wanted to live somewhere warm and the Pluto costume is a good start.
5. Sean Monahan - Toronto - Trade bait. Will probably be going to TD Canada Trust.
4. Jonathan Drouin - New York - Is projected to score the most goals at Barclays Center. By goals, I mean gold stars as the top concessioneer.
3. Sasha Barkov - Montreal - May be picked up by Major League Gaming, Mortal Kombat division for his catch phrase, "Finnish him".
2. Seth Jones - Columbus - Will be a vital part of the rebuilding process for the Ohio State Buckeyes
1. Nathan McKinnon - Edmonton - That's just where number one picks go. John Wall almost went there.
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