Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl: Vanderbilt Commodores vs. NC State Wolfpack
NC State wins because they're a second half team and after the National Anthem and the announcement of the bowl, it will be the second half.
Hyundai Sun Bowl: Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets vs. USC Trojans
The weak USC Trojans beat the weak Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets in a weak bowl game sponsored by a weak company.
Autozone Liberty Bowl: Iowa State Cyclones vs. Tulsa Golden Hurricane
If this were to have any headlines, it would probably be "The Blow Bowl", ironic since both teams suck.
Chick-fil-A Bowl: Clemson Tigers vs. LSU Tigers
Clemson manages to hold LSU to 88 points, beating oddsmakers and the spread by 40.
TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl: Mississippi State Bulldogs vs. Northwestern Wildcats
This is a bowl that sounds like it was sponsored by a recovering WoW addict. Northwestern wins and a rivalry does not emerge to the dismay of fans everywhere.
Heart of Dallas Bowl: Purdue Boilermakers vs. Oklahoma State Cowboys
Oklahoma State shuts out Purdue. Of the stadium. And then takes Dallas. And waits.
Capital One Bowl: Georgia Bulldogs vs. Nebraska Cornhuskers
Georgia begins every drive in Nebraska's red zone, which is their own 20 yard line and then fails to convert when making it into their own red zone, Nebraska's five yard line. This game is won by the best team's defense, since they're the only ones able to stop crying.
Outback Bowl: South Carolina Gamecocks vs. Michigan Wolverines
Michigan wins after being down by four touchdowns when Hugh Jackman shows up.
AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic: Texas A&M Aggies vs. Oklahoma Sooners
No matter what, after this game, the Dallas Cowboys can say that a winning team has played in their stadium.
BBVA Compass Bowl: Pittsburgh Panthers vs. Ole Miss Rebels
With both teams at 6-6, this is the "Thank God FCS Opponent Wins Count" Bowl. Pittsburgh loses after confusing the state of Alabama with the state of Mississippi and being really late
GoDaddy.com Bowl: Kent State Golden Flashes vs. Arkansas State Red Wolves
Kent State wins after giving Arkansas State a couple of golden flashes.
Rose Bowl presented by Vizio: Stanford Cardinal vs. Wisconsin Badgers
Wisconsin loses after facing their worst enemy yet. The sun.
Discover Orange Bowl: Northern Illinois Huskies vs. Florida State Seminoles
Florida State wins since the contract with Satan only had the NIU Huskies making it to the Orange Bowl.
Allstate Sugar Bowl: Louisville Cardinals vs. Florida Gators
Why does the Big East get an automatic bid? Because it's tradition. Why will Louisville lose? Because it's tradition.
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Kansas State Wildcats vs. Oregon Ducks.
The "We Were So Close" invitational. Oregon was one overtime away and Kansas State was a mere four touchdowns from a chance at the title. Tragic.
Discover BCS National Championship: Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs. Alabama Crimson Tide
Alabama only wins by 21 after spending the first three quarters playing "Monkey in the Middle" with the Irish defense.
NC State wins because they're a second half team and after the National Anthem and the announcement of the bowl, it will be the second half.
Hyundai Sun Bowl: Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets vs. USC Trojans
The weak USC Trojans beat the weak Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets in a weak bowl game sponsored by a weak company.
Autozone Liberty Bowl: Iowa State Cyclones vs. Tulsa Golden Hurricane
If this were to have any headlines, it would probably be "The Blow Bowl", ironic since both teams suck.
Chick-fil-A Bowl: Clemson Tigers vs. LSU Tigers
Clemson manages to hold LSU to 88 points, beating oddsmakers and the spread by 40.
TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl: Mississippi State Bulldogs vs. Northwestern Wildcats
This is a bowl that sounds like it was sponsored by a recovering WoW addict. Northwestern wins and a rivalry does not emerge to the dismay of fans everywhere.
Heart of Dallas Bowl: Purdue Boilermakers vs. Oklahoma State Cowboys
Oklahoma State shuts out Purdue. Of the stadium. And then takes Dallas. And waits.
Capital One Bowl: Georgia Bulldogs vs. Nebraska Cornhuskers
Georgia begins every drive in Nebraska's red zone, which is their own 20 yard line and then fails to convert when making it into their own red zone, Nebraska's five yard line. This game is won by the best team's defense, since they're the only ones able to stop crying.
Outback Bowl: South Carolina Gamecocks vs. Michigan Wolverines
Michigan wins after being down by four touchdowns when Hugh Jackman shows up.
AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic: Texas A&M Aggies vs. Oklahoma Sooners
No matter what, after this game, the Dallas Cowboys can say that a winning team has played in their stadium.
BBVA Compass Bowl: Pittsburgh Panthers vs. Ole Miss Rebels
With both teams at 6-6, this is the "Thank God FCS Opponent Wins Count" Bowl. Pittsburgh loses after confusing the state of Alabama with the state of Mississippi and being really late
GoDaddy.com Bowl: Kent State Golden Flashes vs. Arkansas State Red Wolves
Kent State wins after giving Arkansas State a couple of golden flashes.
Rose Bowl presented by Vizio: Stanford Cardinal vs. Wisconsin Badgers
Wisconsin loses after facing their worst enemy yet. The sun.
Discover Orange Bowl: Northern Illinois Huskies vs. Florida State Seminoles
Florida State wins since the contract with Satan only had the NIU Huskies making it to the Orange Bowl.
Allstate Sugar Bowl: Louisville Cardinals vs. Florida Gators
Why does the Big East get an automatic bid? Because it's tradition. Why will Louisville lose? Because it's tradition.
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Kansas State Wildcats vs. Oregon Ducks.
The "We Were So Close" invitational. Oregon was one overtime away and Kansas State was a mere four touchdowns from a chance at the title. Tragic.
Discover BCS National Championship: Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs. Alabama Crimson Tide
Alabama only wins by 21 after spending the first three quarters playing "Monkey in the Middle" with the Irish defense.
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