Binghamton Senators - Playing in the Broome County Veterans Memorial Arena, games have been known to be cancelled due to VFW bingo nights.
Hershey Bears - Hershey is the City of Chocolate. They feed into the Capitals, who play in the Chocolate City. That's weird.
Norfolk Admirals - If they were demoted to the ECHL, would they be called the Norfolk Captains?
Syracuse Crunch - Named after a Batman fighting title card, this team is as intimidating as a Batman fighting title card.
Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins - The city name screams Little League baseball team. The players scream elementary school dodgeball team.
Abbotsford Heat - This team will share its arena with the Lingerie Football League team, the BC Angels. My gut instinct is that this team will "accidentally" double book itself.
Hamilton Bulldogs - I think this team is missing out on a vital opportunity to cobrand with the Pound Puppies. Just sayin'.
Lake Erie Monsters - I like to think that they misspell the team name as "Monstars" and Danny DeVito threatens to sell them to Warner Brothers on a consistent basis.
Rochester Americans - Naturally, this team is made up of 70% Canadians.
Toronto Marlies - The second professional sports team in Toronto. The other is the Toronto Raptors.
Hershey Bears - Hershey is the City of Chocolate. They feed into the Capitals, who play in the Chocolate City. That's weird.
Norfolk Admirals - If they were demoted to the ECHL, would they be called the Norfolk Captains?
Syracuse Crunch - Named after a Batman fighting title card, this team is as intimidating as a Batman fighting title card.
Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins - The city name screams Little League baseball team. The players scream elementary school dodgeball team.
Abbotsford Heat - This team will share its arena with the Lingerie Football League team, the BC Angels. My gut instinct is that this team will "accidentally" double book itself.
Hamilton Bulldogs - I think this team is missing out on a vital opportunity to cobrand with the Pound Puppies. Just sayin'.
Lake Erie Monsters - I like to think that they misspell the team name as "Monstars" and Danny DeVito threatens to sell them to Warner Brothers on a consistent basis.
Rochester Americans - Naturally, this team is made up of 70% Canadians.
Toronto Marlies - The second professional sports team in Toronto. The other is the Toronto Raptors.
No comments:
Post a Comment