This year's awards ceremony will probably be canceled, but here are my predictions anyway.
Stanley Cup - Typically awarded to the NHL playoff champion, I think this should go to the cast and crew of "The Avengers" with Stan Lee holding it up first.
Prince of Wales Trophy - Usually reserved for the Eastern Conference winner, this should go to Alabama, the Southeastern Conference champions.
Clarence S. Campbell Bowl - Handed out to the Western Conference champions. I'm picking the LA Galaxy, just because I feel sorry for them for losing David Beckham.
Presidents' Trophy - Awarded to whoever has the most points so this award would (as of now) go to Kobe Bryant, who will most likely be the highest scoring player on a team that doesn't make the playoffs. How are you only gonna beat the Wizards by six?
Hart Memorial Trophy - Given to the league's most valuable player. This should go to Stephen Rannazzisi. That guy is hilarious. Also, if you haven't seen "The League", it's hilarious.
Lady Byng Memorial Trophy - Awarded based on sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct, this award goes to every NHL fan for their great restraint during this lockout.
Jack Adams Award - Awarded to the coach judged to be the best in the year. This should go to Todd Richards who has not lost a game with the Blue Jacket yet.
Stanley Cup - Typically awarded to the NHL playoff champion, I think this should go to the cast and crew of "The Avengers" with Stan Lee holding it up first.
Prince of Wales Trophy - Usually reserved for the Eastern Conference winner, this should go to Alabama, the Southeastern Conference champions.
Clarence S. Campbell Bowl - Handed out to the Western Conference champions. I'm picking the LA Galaxy, just because I feel sorry for them for losing David Beckham.
Presidents' Trophy - Awarded to whoever has the most points so this award would (as of now) go to Kobe Bryant, who will most likely be the highest scoring player on a team that doesn't make the playoffs. How are you only gonna beat the Wizards by six?
Hart Memorial Trophy - Given to the league's most valuable player. This should go to Stephen Rannazzisi. That guy is hilarious. Also, if you haven't seen "The League", it's hilarious.
Lady Byng Memorial Trophy - Awarded based on sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct, this award goes to every NHL fan for their great restraint during this lockout.
Jack Adams Award - Awarded to the coach judged to be the best in the year. This should go to Todd Richards who has not lost a game with the Blue Jacket yet.
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